I have become quite the pinterest junkie lately. I saw these 32 Truths for Mature Humans and thought they were pretty funny. Pinned here if you want to see the whole list. Half of them were things that I have actually thought before or that describe me to a "t."
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
5. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work (or at home) when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
6. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
7. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.
8. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
***Mom #8 is for you!
9. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
***Yep. Hate this!
10. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
11. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
12. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
***haha, ask my Chad or my parents... this is soooo me!
13. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
***again, me!
14. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
15. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
***yet again, me... except my shirts rarely get dirty either!
16. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
17. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Girl, how in the world do you manage to do all that you do? Yes, many of these descriptions are you - my favorite was the not washing pants. You, Zach, and Nolan always would gross me out when I was gathering laundry and you guarded those jeans - they just had to smell like butt!
ReplyDeleteI do believe that Charlee is going to miss Aunt Hannah and her boys - I sure would!
You the woman...maybe you'll be 4A Small School mother of the year....hahahahahaha